AHHHHHHH, JOHN IS TOO CUTE!!!!
santa doesnt like a smart ass
Wanna kick the fat guuys ass?
nah but i just imagine bro and lil dave staying up all night and bro’s like “when santa’s here we’ll beat him up, kay lil man?”
and Dave is just so stoked that he holds his little katana to his chest and sits on the couch waiting, but he falls asleep so bro goes and gets his presents and scatters them on the floor like they’d been dropped and when dave wakes up the next mroning sad that he couldn’t stay up to fight santaand sees his gifts all over and bro’s like “hey you feel asleep, but santa came and saw you looking so fierce he ran away, but look at all the sweet loot he left!”
John and his dad would do things more traditionally, only instead of a tree they’d have a cake tree. And john would go to bed super early and end up waking up suer early too, but dad would be awake anyway and they’d go open presents suer early.
Rose never really believed in Santa but her mom acted like she did, so she would always tell her to go to bed early but rose would refuse and they’d sit up all night talking about all the things rose had done that year to not earn gifts but her mom would always give them to her anyway.
Jade was always spoiled rotten by her grandfather, but she really believed in santa, but after her granddad died she didn’t get presents on christas and thought Bec had chased Santa away